Labor’s economic credentials scraped the bottom of the KFC bucket in parliament today.

Treasurer and Minister for Territory Development, Eva Lawler, suggested Territorians could rest easy with the failing economy and skyrocketing cost of living because there was a brand new KFC in Stuart Park.

“It just goes to show how confident people are when you get a new KFC in the Northern Territory,” Minister Lawler said.

Leader of the Opposition, Lia Finocchiaro, said Labor had just given away their secret recipe.

“When Labor’s credentials are laid bare, it’s perfectly understandable why they have driven the economy backwards,” she said.

“If they had a nugget of decency, they would sack themselves and let the Opposition turn the ship around before it was too late.”

ENDS